[fic] Between The Lines

[mmexlibris]

Title/Prompt: Pairing: Fandom: Rating: Word Count:	Between the Lines (Family) Pete, Don Mad Men R (language) 220
"Pete." Runt. "Don." Asshole. "I expect we'll see you and Trudy at the big celebration?" Try not to drool on my shoes so much this time. "Yes, we wouldn't miss it for the world!" Not enough you have to win an award, but you have to make sure I'm there to eat shit off your shoes at the same time? "You going to break out the Charleston again?" Also known as the Look At Me Look At Me! dance? "Well, it's more suited to a garden party than a formal dance, but you know Trudy." You looked didn't you? Didn't you? "She always has an ace up her sleeve." "She sure is a firecracker, isn't she?" I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. "Yes, yes she is." And she's all mine, nancy boy. "But your Betty, man. She sure is a looker." Does she get pregnant just from you looking at her? "Yes, yes she is." You're not worthy to lick the shit off her shoes. "Trudy's looking forward to see you both again." Maybe you can get her pregnant just by looking at her. Get her off my back for awhile. "Well, we'll see you both there." Maybe she'll let you wear your balls for the occasion. "Yes, indeedy." Maybe she'll let me wear my balls for the occasion.