Pride & Prejudice told in Emoticons.

Seriously, this is why we don't let grumpy dead werewolves deal with people on a large scale:

Ryanair, the discount airline that operates virtual prison-ships in the sky, is serious about installing pay toilets on its aircraft -- it will cost a pound to go wee. They're also reducing the number of toilets on their cramped, miserable planes. What are the odds that this will improve relations between passengers and the surly, angry flight crew? (Ed's Note: Emphasis mine.)