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e x ~ l i b r i s ~ i g n i s ([personal profile] mmexlibris) wrote2009-09-10 11:36 am
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Gnawing On My Skull

I need distracting.

Head gears spinning and grinding and my neck is locking up, and tea is not helping.

Please to be sharing the shiny happy awesome hilarious or just plain weird.

Alternately, leave drabble prompts and I will try to bang some words into a coherent order.  Maybe.

FIRST I'M GOING TO WRITE YOU A STORY USING GIFS AND SOME WORDS

[identity profile] doihearawaltz.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY ON-DEMAND SCAN HAD FINISHED AND IT HADN'T FOUND ANYTHING SO I WAS LIKE

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FUCK YOU TOO YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY

AND RESOLVED I WOULD GO TO THE LIBRARY LATER TO TRY TO SORT THIS SHIT OUT SO THEN I WENT TO CLASS AND AFTER CLASS I WAS STILL KIND OF BITTER ABOUT IT BUT TRYING TO GET OVER IT AND WAS ALL

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BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS IS KIND OF HARD WHEN FIREFOX FREEZES EVERY OTHER TIME I LOAD A PAGE BUT WHATEVER YOU KNOW I'M STILL PRETTY GOOD SINCE MY CLASSES ARE RELATIVELY FREE OF

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THEN I VISITED THE POST OFFICE IN THE SMALL WINDOW OF TIME I HAD BEFORE MY NEXT CLASS SO ONCE I GOT MY PARCELS I RUSHED THEM BACK TO MY ROOM ALL

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FALCON PUUUUNCH

SO OKAY I WENT TO MY NEXT CLASS AND DISCOVERED WE HAD A SUB AND HAD TO WRITE ABOUT THESE TWO ESSAYS THAT WERE ESSENTIALLY JUST NAME-DROPPING AND WHEN I'D READ THEM I'D BEEN VERY

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UH WAT

'CAUSE WHAT THE HELL THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU CALL A COHERENT ESSAY PINDAR AND WHEN I HEARD WHAT THE ASSIGNMENT FOR THE HOUR WAS I WAS JUST

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FOR REALS

BUT I WROTE IT ANYWAY

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YES MA'AM I DID WRITE THAT ESSAY

AND AS SOON AS I GOT OUT OF THE BUILDING I WAS ALL

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SCOOOORE

BECAUSE IT'S MY LAST CLASS FOR TODAY AND ALL I HAVE LEFT IS A CAPPELLA WHICH IS PRETTY DAMN AWESOME SO I THOUGHT WELL MAYBE I'LL EAT LUNCH SO I WAS ALL YOU KNOW

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SKIPPING MERRILY OVER TO LUNCH OVER THE PRONE BODIES OF MY COLLEAGUES

BUT WHILE I WAS EATING I HEARD THE DISTRESS CALL OF THE WILD FLYNN AND I THOUGHT

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HMMM THIS CALLS FOR SOME DRASTIC ACTION

SO I PUT ON MY BEAR GRYLLS SUIT AND HAULED ASS OVER TO HER ALL

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I SHALL RESCUE YOU

AND WHEN I ARRIVED I WAS LIKE

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GET THE IDEA

TO THE BEATLES CLONES I BROUGHT WITH ME AND I GOT HER OUT OF THERE GOING

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WHATEVER LOSER

TO EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO STOP ME
BECAUSE OURS IS A LOVE TO SURVIVE ALL STORMS

AND EVERYONE THERE WAS GOING

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SWEET JESUS

AND THE PEOPLE WHO WITNESSED OUR GREAT ESCAPE WERE LIKE

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NICELY DONE I'D GIVE THAT A TEN

AND THEN WE RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET

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THE END
Edited 2009-09-10 21:07 (UTC)

Re: FIRST I'M GOING TO WRITE YOU A STORY USING GIFS AND SOME WORDS

[identity profile] doihearawaltz.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
TOTALLY BELATED BUT AHAHAHA I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

YOUR SILENCE WORRIED ME

BUT I GUESS IT WAS JUST LJ'S FAULT